Every Day I'm Photoing #48: Bullet Dodging Edition

I'm posting photos because otherwise I'll put up my essay on the Fantastic Four movie. So please accept these images of the world's least inspired water fountain.

This fountain is just a big dark rock outside the Salvation Army with a halfhearted burble of water.

The stick is new. I doubt it's official, though.

This one looks like a bear! Very considerate of this complex, constantly shifting liquid shape to present itself in an ursine configuration. I almost feel bad for casting judgement on this thing.