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1. Is Elon Musk A Wizard or Something? He Has Magical Cheekbones

2. Five Best Fedoras for Your Next Job Interview

3. Our Bad, Folks: It Turns Out that the Term ‘Hedge Fund’ is Metaphorical

4. Our Exclusive August Interview with a Guy Who Told Us He Was Steve Jobs

5. Despite Congressional Stonewalling, Obama Still Committed to Attacking Alaska

6. Top Sweatpants

7. Editorial: The New iPhone Galaxy Dream 5 Is Just Three Smartphones Stuck Together with 5 Gum

8. Our Exclusive August Follow-up Interview with a Guy Who Told He Was Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: It Was Ashton Kutcher!)

9. Miley Cyrus Detained for Questioning (“Only God Can Judge Us,” Claims Miley)

10. Wait, Are People Still Making Money in Finance? They Just About Burned Down the Entire World a Few Years Ago