Palinode on MamaPop: Ashton Kutcher To Pirate His Own Movie

I have a post up today on MamaPop, "Ashton Kutcher Is A Pirate (Rhythm Still Not a Dancer, Though)":

It must be tough being a  ridiculously good-looking take-no-prisoners rogue like Ashton Kutcher.  Aside from the privilege of being married to a cyborg and keeping a steady movie career going while hawking digital cameras, he's really living on the edge of something or other.

Because now Ashton Kutcher is taking his place alongside digital freedom fighters everywhere.

While you're here, don't forget to check out my substantially updated post on avocados, which features a majestic American flag.  "Come for the avocados, stay for the majestic flag".