Schmutzie: What's on TV tonight?
Palinode: I don't think you realize what 'TV' stands for.
Palinode: Nope. It stands for 'toilet vomit'.
Schmutzie: Did you say toilet velmet?
Palinode: Velmet? What the hell is velmet? No. Vomit.
Schmutzie: What are you talking about?
Palinode: All these years you've been talking about TV like it means television. And it means something really gross.
Palinode: Seriously, it's kind of embarrassing.
Schmutzie: I think there's a case to be made for TV standing for television.
Palinode: In your crazy fantasy world where people throw up televisions, maybe.