kitty in puppy

[Night time. Is it night time? It is night time. Darkness is being dragged over our half of the world, just a skip ahead of the day. Schmutzie and Palinode in bed, he with a book, she with a laptop.]

Schmutzie: I want you to see this video of a cat taking a shower.

Palinode: Once more the internet has found its true purpose.

Schmutzie: Hold on while this puppy loads.

Palinode: I thought you said it was a cat.

Schmutzie: It is a cat.

Palinode: But then you claim that a puppy is loading.

Schmutzie: The cat is in the puppy.

Palinode: What, you mean that a puppy ate a cat? A cat that likes taking showers?

Schmutzie: No.

Palinode: Then an incision has been made in the puppy and the cat placed within? Or is this some weird interspecies sex thing you're going to make me look at?

Schmutzie: No, it's like... the cat isn't fed to the puppy, exactly. It's more like the cat is being inserted by a syringe into the puppy's anus.

Palinode: What? What the hell does that mean?

Schmutzie: You heard me.


Palinode: That explanation is acceptable to me.