This is cool - I never have site news! And to be honest, I still don't have site news, but I thought I'd direct readers to a revised version of my recent post on David Foster Wallace. This one has lists, blood, sex, car chases, and maundering.
In other news, I found a homeless guy sleeping by the dumpster. I hear if you put a dull razor blade under a sleeping hobo, it will be totally sharp the next morning.