Remember the days of decent updates, with thoughtful commentary and the asymptotic approach to the inaccessible origin, but you keep going anyway because it's all in the journey? Well those times were self-indulgent and big-paragraphed. Instead of all that jim-jam, here's a really unfortunate breakfast challenge that Burger King issued to a certain portion of the body phagotic in the 1980s:
So come on you, um, lots of people! And get a free drink while you're at it.
UPDATE: One of my readers believes that the above video is an artful fake. He claims that the word "muff" seems to be edited and the opening text is a later addition. Well, shucks, I say. What do you folks think?