the frenzy of resume

[Sunday afternoon - Sunday Sunday SUNDAY - with the PaliScmutzes. They're doin' stuff.]

Schmutzie: You know what you should never have on your resumé?

Palinode: Hobbies? Interests? Education? Job experience? Because employers only respond to charisma.

Schmutzie: None of those.

Palinode: Charisma and servitude.

Schmutzie: Employment objective statements. They generally tank your chances at getting the job.

Palinode: My objective statement is only one word anyway.

Schmutzie: What's that?

Palinode: Glory.