cthulhu waits no more

Hey check this out. Last week we bought a bag of onions from the grocery store. It turns out that at least one of those onions is the Elder God Cthulhu, who has woken from His eldritch sleep of death and journeyed from the underwater stone city R'lyeh. I guess the stars must be right for His awakening.


You can use His tentacles in sauces and stir fries, or simply chop finely into your salad as a garnish!


D'you know, I think He's reaching to turn off the kitchen light. His Will is to Become One with The Darkness.



I think He noticed me when I took His unholy image here.