As it prepares to enter scheduled service, the Airbus A380 has been busy with so-called proving runs and public relations junkets, flying around in the colors of Singapore Airlines and Emirates, its first two operators. There are hundreds of new photos posted over at Airliners.net, all of them confirming what we already knew: that the plane is grotesquely ugly. There are no flattering views of an A380. It is without question the most hideous airliner ever conceived.
So I looked around and Ah, Sweet Time-Traveling Jesus, he's right.
Look at that sad-ass lumbering beast. It's like a crying manatee coming at you.
Or try this one out. I'd never seen a plane that looked like it was going to vomit before, until I found this photo.
Did they get a blue whale drunk, paint it up and stick on some wings? People: if you die on this plane, you will die in the ugliest, most ungainly kerosene-spewing hulk that ever dropped from the sky.