Schmutzie: So far two people from my past have found my weblog and figured out who I am.

Palinode: Well, holy spit.

Schmutzie: I wonder who's next.

Palinode: It won't be long before ole Santa's going to come knocking for you.

Schmutzie: Yup.

Palinode: You think so, hey? Santa?

Schmutzie: Yup.

Palinode: Did you understand what I meant when I said that?

Schmutzie: No.

Palinode: I was hoping you could explain it to me.