Did you seriously think we were stopping for a jar of pickles on the way home from the bar on Friday night? Here is a brief list of the things you stop for at the 7-Eleven after a night of drink and loud talk:
those horrible chicken wings
more beer, if you live in one of those places where you can get beer at a 7-Eleven, which I don't, because most of Canada has Victorian-era liquor laws.
cigarettes, for the smokers
cigarette papers, for the upsmokers
random junk food, to taste
Pickles is not on that list.