(Bumper graphic for ‘Talk Good Lunchtime’. Transition to studio, where Interviewer is looking at a cruller on the guest chair)
Interviewer: Hi all, we cruller now have on chair. Me he lunch?
Cruller: No, no lunch you me, I free agent.
Interviewer: Who come how that, you food, you?
Cruller: The shit. What say that?
Int: You go. Now you go.
Cruller: Skaagh. So cold you, I scratch.
Int: No! Bad to scratch! End of smear you glaze!
Cruller: The leather.
(Cut to commercial)