the people of csi new york dwell in an unspeakable netherworld of shifting forms


"Feeling sleepy, foxy lady? Can I put a little Folger's in your cup, if you catch my drift?"

"I beg your pardon, asshole?"

"Whoah. Could've sworn you were an attractive woman just a moment ago".



"There. How you like me now, brown cow?"

"I think I liked it better when you were a woman".

"I kind of liked being the black guy".

"You did have a better goatee".

"You know, I'm still up for some Folger's in my cup".

"Can you turn into Gary Sinise?"