the wrong sandwiches

starved lion on rye with hot mustard

peanut butter and febreeze on white

gentlemen's club sandwich

on-fire sandwich

ab salad sandwich

tuna felt

any Scandinavian sandwich

beef dick (with au jus for dicking)

grilled cheese and damn

po' boy po' boy sandwich

sloppy seconds Joe

gluten burger

Monte Fisto

last night on a bun of shame with cheap wine aioli and fries

soup-salad sandwich

zero sandwich

a radish