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Today I received my favourite yet, from one Alex Matamoros: Re: roVaf48 news. That's right, Alex. I sent you an email with all the latest news on RoVaf48 - the robotic toaster oven that walks from room to room! With smart circuits and built-in sensors that can predict when your need for toast will strike, the roVaf48 ToastAmbler will arrive with crispy toast or bagels ready for your homestyle snack attack! You can set it to come with a clap or just have it walk around the house, with fresh toast ever on the ready. Model 48-AZ features a rechargeable battery, removable bagel slicer and iTunes pre-loaded.