the end of glamour

Once I travelled across the world to talk with experts and survivors of ancient disasters. Now, today, I'm driving to Swift Current to interview an equine therapist, which is, unless I'm mistaken, a horse masseuse. The next day we keep going to Medicine Hat, where I interview an eccentric millionaire about a giant tipi.

Maybe I should do the entire trip wearing a tuxedo. That'll lend a frisson of jet-set classiness to the whole affair.