clear and smear

This is what I see when I look out my kitchen window. Actually, this is what I’d see if my eyes were a single CCTV lens, which I attached to my camera and proceeded to violate several loosely defined rules of photography with.

clear

Actually, I violated only one rule of photography, but it’s the only rule that exists.

smear

And that rule is, don’t take lousy pictures.

Take that, Rules of Photography! That’s what I think of you.