[Even, even evening. Schmutzie and The Palinode are on an even keel. Because it’s evening. Get it? Okay, on with the rest of this entry.]
Schmutzie: I -
[Palinode hits pause on the entertaining program they’ve been watching.]
Schmutzie: I am so bizarre.
[Palinode furrows his brow. Holy delightful.]
Schmutzie: Oh my God.
Schmutzie: You’re listening to me.
Schmutzie: I said all that out loud, didn’t I?