how to be audible the schmutzie way

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[Even, even evening. Schmutzie and The Palinode are on an even keel. Because it’s evening. Get it? Okay, on with the rest of this entry.]

Schmutzie: I -

[Palinode hits pause on the entertaining program they’ve been watching.]

Schmutzie: I am so bizarre.

[Palinode furrows his brow. Holy delightful.]

Schmutzie: Oh my God.

Schmutzie: You’re listening to me.

Schmutzie: I said all that out loud, didn’t I?