Palinode: I have the karaoke version of Ke$ha’s “We R Who We R” now.
Palinode: I said, I have -
Schmutzie: I know what you said. I just don’t understand.
Palinode: Really? It was a pretty straightforward sentence. No subordinate clauses, nothing.
Schmutzie: It’s just weird for you to say it.
Palinode: Why? I just said a fact. I have a karaoke version of a Ke$ha tune.
Schmutzie: It’s weird because we weren’t talking about Ke$ha. We don’t listen to her music. We don’t sing karaoke. And it’s got nothing to do with anything else you’ve said today.
Palinode: You see, you just said four facts. But I don’t go around saying that’s it weird when you say facts.
Schmutzie: Why are you doing this?
Palinode: I wanted to say a fact.
Schmutzie: No, I mean why are you doing this to me?
Palinode: Because you’re my loving wife. And one of the cats peed in your shoe, so good luck going anywhere.