[Supper time. Schmutzie and The Palinode are hungry. Who can blame them?]
Schmutzie: Is it supper time?
Palinode: It is.
[See? Just like I said.]
Schmutzie: Is there food in the house?
Palinode: Maybe. But there's better food outside the house.
Schmutzie: I should phone Panago and see if they have gluten free pahp - pizza.
Palinode: Were you about to say gluten-free pap smears?
Schmutzie: I think I was.
Palinode: Because you shouldn't fall for the ads. All pap smears are gluten free.
[Sadly this conversation happened.]