gluten free

[Supper time. Schmutzie and The Palinode are hungry. Who can blame them?]

Schmutzie: Is it supper time?

Palinode: It is.

[See? Just like I said.]

Schmutzie: Is there food in the house?

Palinode: Maybe. But there's better food outside the house.

Schmutzie: I should phone Panago and see if they have gluten free pahp - pizza.

Palinode: Were you about to say gluten-free pap smears?

Schmutzie: I think I was.

Palinode: Because you shouldn't fall for the ads. All pap smears are gluten free.

[Sadly this conversation happened.]