Tuesday
Jul072009
Poems for Monsters #1: Dracula
Tuesday, July 7, 2009 at 10:53AM Dracula stop rising
From the grave to steal
My girlfriends
Why
You gotta cockblock
Like that? Humans
Need game too
Who invited you
to Brad's party anyway
Tuesday, July 7, 2009 at 10:53AM 
Reader Comments (7)
Sweet!
Marry me.
Kristina - Absolutely. I would be happy to marry you at your earliest convenience. Since I am already married, though, I would need to marry you to somebody else. So: when you find this other person, be they man or woman, please let me know. Also allow a few week's lead time so I can get ordained in some crazy church or other.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you hard that made me laugh.
Nice.
Bhjesus - True, I do not believe you.
Dana - Just you wait for my poem to Frankenstein.
Don't forget to read the poem at Kristina's wedding! Just after the vows, I recommend.