[Sunday afternoon - Sunday Sunday SUNDAY - with the PaliScmutzes. They're doin' stuff.]
Schmutzie: You know what you should never have on your resumé?
Palinode: Hobbies? Interests? Education? Job experience? Because employers only respond to charisma.
Schmutzie: None of those.
Palinode: Charisma and servitude.
Schmutzie: Employment objective statements. They generally tank your chances at getting the job.
Palinode: My objective statement is only one word anyway.
Schmutzie: What's that?