palinode likes a google game

Courtesy of a friend of mine on the everloving Facebook, I found another Googlist game. In this one, you take your name, which we'll say is Aidan for the sake of argument, and Google the phrase "Aidan likes to". I predict, since there are so many young-to-baby Aidans out there, that most of my results would involve sippy cups, aggresion and excrement. At the very least, I figured I would excavate the smooshy world of children's lives narrated in aching detail by their adoring wired parents. It's the vanguard of a generation of people who will grow up with lives partly exposed to the public sphere. Let's see how right I was.

NEUTRAL
Aidan likes Indie Games.
Aidan does not like sitting in the driver's seat.
Aidan likes to emulate.
Aidan, of course, likes his new vantage point.
Aidan likes being out and about in Hammersmith and Fulham.
Aidan likes them.
Aidan likes to call them.
Aidan likes to stay in.
Aidan likes it. Actually, he likes the theme song.
Aidan likes to see the different kind of the expression of my face [big sic].

COMMENDABLE
Aidan likes to talk and to sing.
Aidan likes red.
Aidan likes to help.
Aidan likes growing plants and cooking (and eating) food.
Aidan likes it a lot.
Aidan Likes Steve Carell.
Aidan likes to stay awake after his 3:00 bottle.
Aidan likes art.
Aidan likes that.
Aidan likes his new shin guards for soccer.
Aidan likes to roar and the T-Rex is just a cover for acceptable roaring in public.

QUESTIONABLE
Aidan likes to use dad's thumb as a gear shift...Faster Daddy!!
Aidan likes to vacuum. [Poor bastard].
Aidan likes to feel things in his hands.
Aidan likes buttermilk.
Aidan likes to tackle a massive jigsaw puzzle [Inappropriate].
Aidan likes to play with his Lamaze baby gym.
Aidan likes it clean.
Aidan likes Brian Lara.
Aidan likes to splash his mother!
Aidan likes bologna too.
Aidan likes the feisty little cub.
Aidan likes to lead us in prayer before dinner.
Aidan likes to sit under my chair and chew on his books.
Aidan likes this horse a lot.
Aidan likes Marmite on his toast for breakfast.
Aidan likes all the tot movies.
Aidan likes to poke me in the eyes.
Aidan likes to pull hair.

INDICTABLE
Aidan likes the "tunnel".
Aidan likes to have a drink in the car.
Aidan likes hardcore.
Aidan likes to cover up the little squirt hole with his finger.