Yahoo! I got me a swanky, nearly pill-sized* little digital camera. They call it a Lumix FZ-8. I call it Daniel the Camera. Why Daniel? Because many years ago, when I was an orphaned boy wandering around the ruins of Eastern Europe, a man named Daniel locked me in a shed and forgot about me. I nearly starved to death. Daniel looked a lot like my camera. Here is the only surviving photo of that half-human, half-animal jailer who nearly destroyed me.
And here are a few images I took of stuff 'round the house.
These are wind chimes that Schmutzie's parents brought us from the Dominican a few years back.
It behooves you not to forget the Crab House Crunch.
Anyway, every time I look at my camera, I think of Daniel, and my heart grows a little colder. It's good to have a camera.
*Obviously I'm talking about a sizable pill.