Part I: dialogue
Night. Palinode and Schmutzie supine, blanketed.
Schmutzie: It was nice to see Blair today.
Palinode: I didn't recognize any of the people she was with.
Schmutzie: Anna was sitting next to her.
Palinode: Who's Anna?
Schmutzie: The one with the black bobbed hair.
Schmutzie: The one sitting next to Blair?
Palinode: Wait - is that, uh...
Palinode: Is she the one with the um, the, you know...
Schmutzie: The what?
Palinode: You know, the one with the knife sticking out of her forehead?
Schmutzie: What? No.
Palinode: Because -
Palinode: I'm pretty sure -
Schmutzie: Anna does not have a knife sticking out of her forehead.
Palinode: Sure, she's the one going around all la-dee-da, look-at-me, I'm-so-emo-stylish, but really she's got a knife sticking out of her forehead.
Schmutzie: I don't think so.
Palinode: And it ruins the effect.
Schmutzie: Sure. Why not.
Palinode: She makes like it's not there but she even has to part her hair around it.
Palinode: Hey. Wake up.
Palinode: Who was the girl sitting directly across from Blair?
Schmutzie: I think that was Cara.
Palinode: The one with the meat hook in her leg?
Palinode: Because that must hurt.
Palinode: A meat hook in the leg must hurt.
Schmutzie: You woke me up just to say 'meat hook in the leg,' didn't you?
Palinode: No, I woke you up for sex.
Schmutzie: And you thought the phrase 'meat hook in the leg' was a good way to get it?
Palinode: I'm oblique.
Part II: monologue
Day. Kitchen. Palinode eating rice crackers, Schmutzie adjacent.
Schmutzie: What are you doing?
Schmutzie: What are you doing? What is that smell? It's corn. You smell like corn. You do. OH MY GOD you smell like corn. It's true. Really.
Schmutzie: What are you eating? YOU REALLY SMELL LIKE CORN. What the hell are those? (grabs package) RICE CRACKERS? YOU SMELL LIKE CORN. WHAT'S GOING ON?
Palinode: I dunno.
Schmutzie: Go on. Go into the living room. YOU SMELL LIKE CORN. I CAN'T TAKE IT.
This went on for a bit. Apparently I smelled like corn.
Update: When I thought that Anna had a knife in her forehead, I was clearly confusing her with this here item. I'm sorry, Anna.